No fat on my pinky!

So I had to go to “the” doctor on Tuesday. He said everything felt normal etc…he then told me that I had some fatty tissue growing on my urethra. He said there is nothing to be alarmed at and he wouldn’t have even told me except if I were to go to another doctor and they said something I would be like Dr. Norris never told me this. So that’s just my luck! Even my peehole stores fat LOL!!!

My workouts have been great and eating is great! I had an ab day today finally! I rocked the party to, you all know I love ab days! I haven’t had one in a long time it seems.

I’m starting to feel better and not as bloated which is nice. I’m praying i’m granted a cheat on Superbowl Sunday like last year but I doubt it. I could tell Tony that maybe it would go straight to my peehole!!


  1. Colette

    Never knew that could happen šŸ˜‰
    Hope you get your cheat for Super Bowl!

  2. Hage Family

    OMG…only you! You are one crazy woman…I totally HATE ab day. I couldn’t finish them, and I hated it the entire time. I’m lucky in that I don’t have to work my abs too hard in order for them to show (thank God b/c I seriously hated todays workout) but now my butt….that’s an entirely different thing!

  3. thirtysomething

    LMAO!!!! Dang girl you are funny!! I can’t stop laughing!!!

    My thoughts on Ab day…I want to KILL that exercise ball… and how the heck do you do those oblique lifts…and lifting the ball up in the air when it is between your legs is just lovely for all the guy’s standing around in the gym to watch…I’m just say’in šŸ™‚ Your lucky you can do this at home!!

    Thanks for cracking me up!!

    šŸ™‚ Tina

  4. Lori

    LOL, maybe your PEEHOLE needs more cardio. LMAO, if that was the case, my peehole would have cellulite. OMG that is too freaking funny.

  5. Evelyne

    As much as we ‘Tony Divas’ use our peehole you would think it would be the skinniest part of us!!!! I mean it DOES get the best workout, doesn’t it?

    Too funny. YAY! I get Ab Day today!! I love it too. Except I can’t use that stupid ball for all of those exercises. It’s just too BIG. So, I substitute a 6lb weighted ball.

  6. Beka

    lmao…you’re crazy. That was funny :o)

  7. marthab

    Holy crap. April you crack me up! Only you! I dreamed that you were mad that I was always talking about peanut butter. LOL Oh and you have a huge Ikea bed and a house with levels. Did you ever see that Seinfeld? Have a great day! Work your peehole today.

  8. Hayley

    This post was hysterical!!! Just seeing the words “pee hole” makes me laugh. šŸ™‚ I can’t say that I enjoy doing my abs, but I LOOOVE the feeling I get from them the next day.

  9. Trojan

    Kegels…nuff said.

  10. sunniejane

    You goober! I almost choked on my water. I will keep my fingers crossed you get a little cheat on Sunday.

  11. C2

    šŸ™‚ Too funny!

  12. Stacey

    omg this made me laugh out loud!!!

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