Where’d ya get them jeans?

I haven’t worn these jeans since my drunkorexia days.  I probably weighed 115 then and was skinny fat.  Now that I have more muscle they fit much better and are actually loose.  I sure was dumb back then.  If I knew then that I could actually eat and lose I wouldn’t have believed it.  If you are eating cereal in the morning and saving all your calories for partying at night please stop.


Yeah, old jeans!


As far as secrets for losing 4 lbs in 4 days….THIS.  Sorry, his secrets are safe with me 🙂  I will tell you this.  My sugars from the past month have gone from 14g a day to 5g a day.  Yep, check the yogurt you’re eating…possibly twice a day.  You eat more sugar in one sitting than I eat in a week.  Harsh but true.  No nut butters on my plan right now.  OMG, I have 3 jars sitting in my kitchen  🙂  I get to use it on Saturday and I can’t wait!  For my meal the night of the show i’m seriously having PB Loco banana pb, sugar free blueberry preserves and no salt added blue chips.  I can’t wait!  I won’t care about the sugar I eat then.  You better believe pumpkin will be back in my life.  That’s worth the extra 5 lbs right there 😉


For Mike’s lunch today I made him sloppy joe’s with turkey meat.  So then I had a brilliant idea tonight for his dinner.  Sloppy joe pizza!  He loved it!!  The whole house smells so good.  It was BBQ flavored…mmm…I miss BBQ.


One more day on this 3 day dry out diet…thank goodness.  Then Wednesday I get to eat and maybe my abs will make an appearance WOO!

I'll take some better pics soon!

After dropping my water i’m praying the love handles are tamed more 😉





  1. Sundie

    You are gonna rock bikini! I hate my love handles.I swear they are the last to go and the first thing to come back. I don’t really see any on you though. I cannot wait to see you all tanned up and ready to go!

  2. Liz

    Ooh, I will say sugar is the hardest thing for me. I’m cutting out the brown sugar in my oatmeal. 😦

    • I used to use brown sugar splenda in my oats. I didn’t think I could live without it….baby steps 🙂

  3. Hey! Congratulations on your amazing progress. You look FANtastic!

    Anyway, just wanted to say that you’re blog is truly inspiring and you definitely keep me motivated to stay on track and keep lifting heavy! Stick it out, you can do it!!

  4. Ahh your looking hot!! Umm I don’t know if I could eat only 5 grams of sugar. The bar I ate today had 15 grams!! I only ate 1/2 though so it’s ok 😉

  5. ana


  6. Tea

    April you look fantastic! I had to laugh at you wanting to rip tat pizza out of Boomers mouth hahaha. Wow sloppy joe pizza sounds brilliant!
    I LOVE your blog with all its pics!

  7. Margarita

    OK – I SEROIUSLY thought that the suit was sitting on a maniken when I first looked at your picture! LOL Yes, you are that tiny! And THAT white! 😉

    Look for ward for the weekend! I love reading about post-show food porn! Ha!

    • You can always count on me for food porn and a picture of a post show belly!

  8. Jessica

    You are rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrockin! 5g sugar? Yeesh! I had less than that – hard to do but amazingly easy all the same! Until yesterday. It was Sunday, and I had my first sugar/food coma from Cherry pie! OMG! lol

    Did I mention that you are rrrrrrrrrrrrrockin’?

    • Last year I had 0 sugar AND carb for 28 days. I have no clue how I did that?

  9. Cathy

    Omg look at you ..you have done amazingly awesome! and I gotta try that loco pb….:))

  10. Okay, the drunkorexia thing is just bizarre. I never worried about it and was a size 2/4 back then. Of course, the bazillion calories burned while dancing (and walking EVERYWHERE instead of driving) took care of my food/booze intake. But, to actually *plan* for the excessive bingeing calories? That’s just…. wow.

    You are looking totally ready for this show! Get ’em, girl!!

    • Yes, as stated I sure was stupid back then LOL!

  11. Sheesh I had an apple, banana, and a plain Greek yogurt yesterday and I way surpassed the number for sugars you eat in a week. I seriously don’t know how you have energy to do anything…but obviously you do!

    Hella lean girl! Your hard work is paying off!!

  12. hottie 🙂

    you are going to rock that bikini stage in 4 days!!! WOOO HOOO!!!

    cant wait to see you 🙂

    Oh there will be pictures….bellies and food porn 🙂


  13. YOU LOOK FABULOUS!!! I can’t wait to see your stage pics. ROCK IT OUT GIRL.. Love that suit on you!

    Oh yeah, I am eating fruit and yogurt again…sugars are through the roof – which is why I can only have half a serving of nonfat plain yogurt a day (still 4.5 sugars!!)

    EEP! But I love it though. LOL
    Prob why my ass is getting fat again.


    Um, love handles? Yeah you’re nuts. it’s called BACK. Babies got it. OOHHHHH

  14. You look awesome, girl!! SUCH an inspiration!! I hear you on the skinny fat days. blah.

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