Pear dressing

HA!  Fooled you.  This is not a post about dressing with pears although that does sound pretty good.  I’m talking about dressing for your pear shape.  Being pear shaped is not a bad thing.  As a matter of fact it’s safe and healthy if you are within your weight range.

Not sure if you’re a pear?

  1. Is the gap in the waist of your pants is bigger than your bra cup size?
  2. Are pencil skirts your arch enemy?
  3. Do you like being in a bikini…top.? You don’t leave your beach chair without a sarong to cover your bottom half.
  4. Have you perfected the getting-out-of-the-pool-pulling-on-your-towel move so well some people think you swim with the towel around your bottom?
  5. Do you consider your theme song to go something like “I like big butts and I cannot lie”?

If you laughed and nodded while reading those then you are a pear 🙂

Drawing attention upwards:

  • Always wear slim fitting tops, sweaters, cardigans and button down shirts. Choose styles that define your waist and show off your torso – never opt for anything boxy.
  • Select styles with wide cuffs and bell sleeves. Choose embellishment, rushing, seaming detail, large collar/lapels and princess lines. This automatically balances out the wider bottom part of you by drawing attention upwards.
  • The length of your tops should always catch you on your hipbone. Avoid lengths that finish straight over your bottom. Avoid tops that stop just on or above your waist. This emphasizes your disproportionate top to bottom ratio.
  • LAYER your garments. The layers create a visual balance between the top and bottom half of your body
  • You are the girl that looks best in shirts, girly blouses, and jackets. You look fabulous in jackets and coats and your wardrobe should be plentiful of these!
  • Wear A-line wrap tops & dresses – they emphasize your upper body, and accentuate your feminine décolletage, while slimming down the wider part of you. Look for dresses that have top detail. Avoid sheath dresses at all costs.
  • Accessorize the top part of your body well eg. necklaces, specs, earrings, hair clips (but not all together!)

“De-emphasizing” the bottom and elongating your legs:

  • Keep your bottom choices plain and simple thereby saving all the visual interest for your tops.
  • Keep the hems of your pants wide, boot cut or flared. Pants that just skim along the contour of your thighs always work best and back pockets are essential. Simple rule:  the curvier your bottom, the longer and wider you’ll need to wear your pants and the higher you’ll need to wear your heel to balance out your silhouette.
  • Keep all your bottoms structured – no drawstrings, no front pleats and no elastic.
  • Keep the top front part of your pants free of detail .You do not want to attract attention to an area that is not your best. Side entry pockets are fine, and so is detail at the bottom of your pants e.g., turn ups, embroidery and slits. Stay away from combat pants or anything with cargo pockets on them.
  • If your pants fit you perfectly everywhere else but not on your waistline, have them altered.
  • A-line skirts are best. They should be knee-length or just below. Stay clear of bias-cut skirts and pencil skirts.
  • Wear pointy toe shoes with pants that are wide at the hem – this will make your legs look longer and slimmer.
  • Wear heels whenever you can as this will help your legs look longer and create balance. Wear enough heel height to elongate the vertical line you are trying to create. If you wear boots with  skirts, they should always be long and emphasize your slim ankle.

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Famous Pears

Shakira

Kristin Davis

Demi Lovato

Kimberley Walsh

What shape are you?  Any other gorgeous pears you can think of?  I have spent all my life wishing I was apple shaped.  You know, no hips, skinny legs, then I realized that will NEVER happen.  It’s sort of like wishing you have curly hair when you have straight hair.  I’m not trying to hide what I am.  I answered yes to all 5 of those questions and knew exactly what they were talking about.

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14 Comments

  1. I’m a rectangle…I think. I’m athletically shaped and more straight then curvy. My figure does nip in at the waist but not enough to be an hourglass. I also have narrow hips so the hour glass is out. You sort of get what you are born with. You can improve on it but genetics is genetics right!

  2. I don’t know what shape i am, but I’ve found what i love to wear and look good in 🙂 I like my rear end, haha!!

  3. I think I am a pear. I love kristen davis, such a good healthy example.

  4. Hmm good question! I’m not a pear.. I feel like my upper half is bigger than my bottom!

  5. I am not a pear shape but know plenty of them! A person can also lift to broaden/widen the back to de-emphasize the pear shape!!! 🙂 Do back & shoulder exercises. Of course work the whole bod but widening that area will help!

  6. I am a pear for sure!

  7. Amy

    I’, a pear and don’t like it. I’m super skinny and lean on top but I have a booty.

  8. I’m a rectangle/pear – I’m mostly flat, straight up and down and un-shapely. Sexy, right?! LOL BUT, if I gain weight and don’t work out I tend to gain it first in my thighs so I feel I have pear tendencies. Like it? LOL Great tips regardless and pear shape or not – I fear the pencil skirt.

  9. I am definitely a pear!! Thanks for all the great tips on dressing for my body type! I always love the way I look in a nice A-line dress! Being short I always try to wear heels to make myself taller too!

  10. i LOVE your title. haha. and i am a pear! blah.

  11. I’m not sure I would consider those “famous pears” to be pears. LOL

    The girl in that pear picture…woah wtf is that fake?

  12. You’ve got great insights about whatshouldIweigh,WeightLoss,keepinghealthy,, keep up the good work!

  13. Gee

    I’m a pear and I like it!

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